Miss Sally sent me out to get a broom and dustpan. I wandered up and down the broom and dustpan isle for an hour and used a series of tests and scientific studies to determine the best broom and dustpan combination. In the end, I picked the prettiest set.
Digger @TrevorBelmont takes a photo submitted earlier by a certain digger (who will shall remain nameless) to teach a "Wowful" lesson. That certain nameless digger has but one word for Professor-of-DIGGucation @TrevorBelmont: Touche!
The French call it "l'esprit d'escalier," or "staircase ghost." To the rest of us, it is known simply as the comeback, that divine and tender coincidence of all the universe's comedic forces at the perfect moment. A truly good comeback can instantly turn tables, elevate the terminally zinged to the status of champion, and reduce the zinger to a stu
Yes, IT Worker ACTUALLY IS on the list. These are dirty jobs and somebody has to do them. At least they get paid for it. Also includes: crab fisherman, roughneck, gastroenterologist, security in Iraq, trucker, crop duster pilot, toll collector, embalmer, and many more high paying jobs you probably don't want.
From http://ni9e.com/photos/4publication/
Location: Beach in Niterói, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil. Photographer: neloqua
An Australian woman says she hated snakes even before she found 14 young carpet pythons in her bedroom. A snake catcher believes a female python living on the roof laid her eggs there and the babies slithered down through air-conditioning vents. Since carpet pythons usually lay 25 to 30 eggs, the woman could have some more unwelcome guests.
Ever a day late, always a dollar short, and perpetually available for a chuckle, the custodian of our highest office pardoned gangsta rapper John Forte yesterday, who was nabbed with $1.4 million in liquid cocaine in 2000.
Animals will make extraordinary and often mysterious expeditions to find a good meal, sexy mates, and the perfect place to raise a family.
In a dramatic reversal of decades-old medical wisdom, the late Dr. Albert Rossum, director of the O'Bannon Institute For Postmortem Nutritional Studies, recommended an all-brain diet for zombies Tuesday. "Our research indicates that live human brains are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all."
Everything from cocaine to human beings is waiting to cross tight borders into lands where they're not welcome. And wherever you find them, you find an army of smugglers using every ounce of their creativity to get them through.
As I'm submitting this, I'm also watching Tropic Thunder.
When the officiant tells Claudaniel Fabien he can kiss his bride at the altar Saturday, no one will fault the couple for a little "should I tilt my head this way, or that way?" awkwardness. It will be the couple's very first kiss.And that night could be their very first....uh back to kiss.
Peeing on a laptop
Only a scalpel away!