Since we've established that one way or another, the bird's gotta get into the oven, why should Joe have all the fun? Here are a few, um, alternate suggestions for killing your own turkey
In a few days, a ravaging hoard will descend on your humble dwelling. Is it up for the job? We're here to help with the mechanical portion of your holiday preparations. Use our thorough, all-encompassing checklist to prepare for the onslaught of holiday guests—for Thanksgiving and beyond.
With 27 dishes on the table, we drew straws for draft order, and picked until they were all gone, to see whose final meal roster would result in the most satisfactory food coma.
A group of teenagers involved in a crash that killed an 82-year-old man and left his 72-year-old partner fighting for her life had fast food delivered to them at the crash site, a witness says. The elderly couple were in a van involved in a collision at a Gold Coast roundabout with an unregistered car allegedly driven by a disqualified teen driver.
In a league of favourite foods, bacon and chocolate would both be near the top. Usually, it has to be said, eaten separately. Now, however, confectioners have combined the two in the world's first bacon chocolate bar. And it is proving a major success with British customers.
Responding to the economic downturn, Wal-Mart plans to give more than 90 million pounds of fresh food annually to the nation’s largest nonprofit organization addressing hunger, Feeding America. The company will not seek a tax deduction for its gift and thus could not estimate its value. “These are things many of our clients simply can’t afford"
The holidays are fun. They’re also challenging. Forget the obnoxious brother-in-law for a moment and think about the logistics. Like, how are you going to feed the out-of-towners crashing on your couch? Luckily Thanksgiving leftovers offer many creative possibilities.
Fertilizer companies commonly add melamine to their products because it helps control the rate at which nitrogen seeps into soil, thereby allowing the farmer to get more nutrient bang for the fertilizer buck. But the government doesn’t regulate how much melamine is applied to the soil.
This way you don't have to eat lunch or dinner.
Here at Taste Test Labs, we heartily regret missing the last two flavors of limited-edition Japanese Pepsi: "ice cucumber" and "blue Hawaii." Neither got very high marks from the world of Internet tasterati, but still—we'd like to know
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants." You're not gonna believe this...
Domo has please it's gods
From an American kid hitting a bong while watching Harold and Kumar to a Moroccan enjoying hash with his afternoon tea, people all over the world smoke cannabis.
The FDA says scam artists claiming to be “FDA special agents” have been phoning people and threatening them with prison if they don’t cough up a pile of cash, typically thousands of dollars...
Thanksgiving and the annual debate over that damn green bean casserole with the Durkee’s fried onions on top is coming up fast. Will you offer an urbane alternative like green beans with prosciutto and pine nuts to your recalcitrant relatives, or break down and make it according to the back-of-the-can recipe with Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup?
Ever wonder what bacon REALLY looks like?
Next time someone asks me why I don't drink I'm just going to point them at this photo. Do you people ever stop to think about the pain and suffering you're causing? Well do you?? Note: plenty of grapes were harmed during the making of this photograph.