I'm not saying I agree with this...but...
And he needs to bring an appropriate gift for the occasion
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Cyanide & Happiness #2148
Spider-Man. X-Men. Avengers. Iron Man. Captain America. Thor. What's hot from the House of Ideas?
I wasn't sure Clyde had it right, so I made a chart and you know what, Sweet Clyde Dixion knows his stuff. No matter how many people there are all you need is two extra players. If only the professor knew his math all this mess could of been avoided and Scruffy wouldn't of had his heart broken.
We all knew the writing staff of Futurama was brainy but this is something else. To work out the ridiculous brain switching plot line from last night's hilarious episode, writer Ken Keeler (who also just happens to have a PhD in mathematics) ended up writing and proving an entirely new theorem. This is probably the most impressive bit of side work
or the past seven months, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles have been putting their imaginations to good use in order to bring you the best comic book stories that never were. Now, with 13 issues under their belts, it's time for the very first Great Comics That Never Happened Annual!
Why the Oatmeal hates little invisible spider condos.
What's hot that's not owned by Marvel or DC.
Heartbreakingly accurate.